Please report any unusual or suspicious activity to airport security immediately.
That line has always cracked me up. I mean, what the hell constitutes "unusual or suspicious activity"? Doesn't that shit vary depending on who you ask? So it's 4 am, I have a class at 9:30 tomorrow (well, today) and I cannot sleep. My roommate's alarm clock has been going off nonstop since about 2 am. Why the fuck is she setting her alarm at RANDOM times and then not even waking up to shut it off? She does this shit quite frequently. I can't fall asleep, and I'm fucking pissed. However, I don't want to say anything to her because I don't want to start some dumb conflict. So yeah. So much for getting a GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. And I have an F in one class, and I don't even care at this point. Not about that particular class. The teacher was so bad, I'd rather just retake the class with a better teacher. You know those kinds of teachers you come across who make you want to drop out of school? I have one of those. So yeah. And my roommate's alarm is still going off. I wish I could turn off my brain, the way you turn off a TV set, and just fall asleep. But unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. I wish I had some dynamite or some shit so I could blow up the wall and be like, "TURN THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF, BITCH!" (Note: I make a lot of offhand comments that are NOT to be taken seriously). And I have a fucking OULTINE and shit for my final essay, which isn't due til like May, that I have to turn in for my 9:30 class tomorrow. The outline is due tomorrow, the essay is due in May. And my dumb ass hasn't even started on it. I was going to get up @ 8 am and go type it at the library but I CAN NOT GET TO SLEEP!!! Ugh. I swear, something needs to be done with me before I do something crazy that makes the star of the evening news - infamously. Okay, this is really driving me fucking nuts. I'm going to be hearing those fucking beeps even AFTER the alarm is turned off. Fuck. Oh, and she's in there, so I know she didn't accidently leave it on. And who the fuck sets their alarm clock for 2 am any damn way? The fuck is wrong with people, man.