Ugh. No more extra shots of expresso in my coffee. I'm like a fucking zombie right about now. Godfuckingdamnit. I just sneezed. You know why people say "God bless you" after you sneeze? Because for a split second, right in the middle of the sneeze, your entire body shuts off. So it's like being dead for a split second, but not really. I don't remember where I read that, but it's something related to the story behind why people say "God bless you" after you sneeze.